Posts tagged sex.

Whats to understand? You get a boner you slap her titties around a little bit and then you stick it inside her and pee and if you dont want to get her pregnant you pee on her leg or something.

— South Park (via the-lights-will-guide-you-home)

the-lights-will-guide-you-home

dorothy-snarker:

Come on over, straight ladies. We will fucking rock your world.

eternallyelocin

My parents never had “the talk” with me.

fuckyeahnarutoboys:

and yet, i know almost everything there is to know.

Who needs parents?

This ^^

sara-silvertongue

Tomorrow’s National Sex Day

I’m gonna watch so much gay porn.

sultrycrisses
livinginamasquerade:

life-whataninvention:

HOLY HOT. <3

*_*
my tummy just did somersaults.

i wanna lick his adam’s apple

livinginamasquerade:

life-whataninvention:

HOLY HOT. <3

*_*

my tummy just did somersaults.

i wanna lick his adam’s apple

heckyeahgleeks

euphorlands:

THIS VIDEO MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I’M RIGHT THERE. SO CLEEEEAAARR. <3

euphorlands
kaypatty:

Yes.

kaypatty:

Yes.

fashionablesex
fyeahthe50s