“If you ever start to feel too good about yourself, they have this thing called the internet. And you can find A LOT of people who don’t like you. I’d like to address some of them now. Babsnlacross, you can suck it. Dianefan, you can suck it. Cougarletter, you can really suck it. ‘Cause all year, you’ve been after me. All year. And to my husband Jeff… I love you and thank you.”
Tina Fey, why do you express exactly what I’m feeling exactly when I feel it?
Clinton: I believe that diplomacy should be the cornerstone of any foreign policy.
Palin: And I can see Russia from my house!
Clinton: I don’t agree with the Bush doctrine.
Palin: *laughing* I don’t know what that is…
Clinton: One thing we can agree on is that sexism can never be allowed to permiate in American election.
Palin: So please, stop photoshopping my head on sexy bikini pictures.